*takes the collar off my dog* ur nakey
shout out to people who reblog my art
it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
Moments where I’m the man in the relationship.
DO NOT RE-POST.
The last image was taken and re-posted to 9gag, then edited and re-posted to facebook. The re-posters have so far ignored me, along with everyone else (I’ve been told to just ‘leave it’). Reblogging to raise awareness!
my headcanon here is that legolas is just BARELY visibly holding it together
since canon tells us that mirkwood elves like to party and are fully capable of passing out from drunk
so legolas is using EVERYTHING HE HAS to fuck with gimli and pretend he hasn’t a clue what it’s like to be affected by alcohol
while inside he’s all ‘sdkla;hgsj you can do this leggles you can do this’
‘don’t think about that time you blacked out from dorwinion wine while naked in the middle of an impromptu archery contest’
‘and all your friends drew orc penises on your face’
‘and when you woke up you were halfway to dale without a clue as to how you got there’
‘And especially don’t think about that time you drank so much that the dwarves you were supposed to be watching escaped in the empty barrels of wine.’
‘Dad never let me hear the end of that one’
Every bit of this is gold. Headcanon accepted
(Source: thorinium, via marshyoftheblobs)